Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
Today, I had the worst day of my life. I'd studied science for the whole damn night, only to realize the next morning that it's a math exam. FML
Today, since my finals are starting tomorrow, I made a joke about setting my math books on fire. I laughed. Friends laughed. Parents laughed. Guess what subject just managed to actually get in touch with my scented candles? FML
Today, I found out that I was one point away from passing a state science exam. FML
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML
Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML
Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML
Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
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Top comments
Lexilulu44 13
Believe it or not, I've learned a lot from that show :) but not enough to count it as studying.
kenoswild 14
Another show she could use towards studying for chemistry is breaking bad.....
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Comments (107)
Lexilulu44 13
Believe it or not, I've learned a lot from that show :) but not enough to count it as studying.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Yeah! Plus you learn how to be obviously condescending, that's always a bonus... Right?
alstbv12 13
Sarcasm? Someone needs to hold a sarcasm sign.
doubleddun 9
I don't know how learning about "psychics" would help in a chemistry test.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I'm confused if you meant to say psychics or physics
ComaWhiteLove 18
LadyBuggg if that show is educational, you need to watch it more. Your lacking a bit in the grammar/spelling dept.
Likian5 26
Well given the random tidbits of relative information that Sheldon frequently gives out, I wouldn't blame her lol
Mauskau 36
It's usually physics and history though, not too much chemistry.
Likian5 26
Touche.
cuppycakeslove 20
Well, your daughter is not gonna do so well on her final..get the books open!
ervington 8
My Chemistry final was curved 28% the highest score was a 72%. I moved to this school 3 months ago and haven't learned a thing in that class and I am an A student.
kenoswild 14
Another show she could use towards studying for chemistry is breaking bad.....
BntyHntrSeattle 30
You're talking to a lot of BBT fangirls here, myself included; we don't know what that is (I hope that's a good thing).
CrookedCook 14
I concur
teentee401 37
Um, I'm a BBT fan and I've heard of Breaking Bad. It's a very popular, mainstream show. You'd have to live under a rock to not have heard of it.
DyslexicPanda 12
There are worse ways to study...
cuppycakeslove 20
Such as not studying at all, and watching tv instead...oh wait..
Lexilulu44 13
There are also worse shows to be watching :)
cuppycakeslove 20
Very, very true
ComaWhiteLove 18
There's that pesky duck again! BANG!
graceinsheepwear 34
More likely that she wanted YOU to believe it and not ban her from her TV show.
aleahlioness 15
You're the parent. Tell her to study, and be specific with how you want her to do it. If you'd like. Or you could let her fail and learn the hard way. Good luck!
BigMac64 7
But none of them are even Chemists!!
kim_larsa 5
Exactly my point!
kakarot2 11
PENNY.... PENNY.... PENNY....PENNY....
feelingold 18
In the spirit of Sheldon I feel obliged to inform you that "Penny" must be repeated precisely THREE times. Bazinga.
Alkpwn 6
What's wrong with public education these days? Clearly it would be her physics final... :P