Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !
Welshite 40
Mine is black. Like my soul.
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TRexYouUp 8
Mine is a bowel of Chinese finger traps from the prize section at the arcade I work at.
vividpictures 17
You don't always need a significant other to be less lonely. My wallpaper is of my close friends and I at a bar making a toast.
cassieperiodbee 14
Yup me to, bare desert, that has like maybe one dried up sage brush rolling through every so often.
worldclassrager 41
If they judge you that's their problem...it doesn't really matter I would think...but I might be bias being in the same boat
ImTheAlpha 30
Mine is a chibi bunny on a crescent moon playing with a star as purple clouds float around... what does that say?
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's not good! Change your background to something with life at least - generic wildlife, or maybe a cat that you know. Having something so lifeless and stale as a desert is not a pleasant thing to see every time you look at your phone! (Plus women will look at it and think you're boring ;P )
savemeSheehan 8
mines me cat and dog cuddling. my pet have a better relationship then I do
patience_nichole 4
I have no life either don't feel bad
Citronnelle_fml 9
I don't even remember what mine is.
Decepticus 5
Mine's a Decepticon symbol. To heck with everyone else, as long as you are happy with your pic choice, OP :)