Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !
Welshite 40
Mine is black. Like my soul.
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mjponso 10
I can't speak for anyone else, but I generally like putting nature scenes as my phone background. Sometimes city skylines, so long as the color doesn't make the text/icons hard to read. I never have a reason to put people as a background.
bigdfootball97 24
Mine's a picture of Chicago. Chicago is my love.
EvanGauger 8
I see no problem here... food is love, food is life.
amisenho 11
You do realize it says "desert", not "dessert", right?
GlasgowSneer 13
Desserts are even better than staring at your S/O, imo.
headofmedusa 15
I read "dessert" at first. That sums up my love life.
headofmedusa 15
I read "dessert" at first. That sums up my love life.
ryanator008 23
And my wallpaper is an interactive simulation of a fish tank. That's why I like Android.
AnyaS 19
Mine is of my oldest cat and on my Facebook it's of my youngest. :)
TheDoctor10 28
Mine is Misha Collins crashing through a Windows screensaver.
teashock 5
New phone, huh?