Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my iPhone is a reflection of my love and dating life. Every charger I have will charge my friends’ iPhones, pretty much everyone else’s… except mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
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Top comments
sexyboi1985 27
Get an older model Nokia... No background, no worries !
Welshite 40
Mine is black. Like my soul.
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krad204 21
Mine is a cold and barren mountain and the sky.
fantasyworld 39
Better than a photo of yourself.
Murkyy 15
The humor on this post is so dry.
zeffra13 31
I've been dating someone for almost a year and I've never considered putting a pic of him as my background. It's always been a photo of a baby toad I caught once. And deserts are full of life! They're just small and well camouflaged, and mostly nocturnal.
lilushi 8
Ive had a boyfriend for 2 years but my phone background is still of my cat
f_mine_fer_sure 6
Mine is of one of my cats when she was a kitten, which is a pretty good indication of where the best part of most of my days comes in. :) If you want a partner I am sure you can find one. Your dry sense of humor will be enough to attract more than a few folks!
Elendil_fml 10
My background is solid black. Pictures are distracting.
TheSFgamer 14
Change your background
Karls_Marx 13
Mines a German imperial flag
Emilygod2 14
Just like your love life. Lifeless