Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today I got my senior pictures back from the photographer. When my boyfriend saw them, he said I look creepy. Not pretty, not beautiful, not even decent. Creepy. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0
What, is he a photographer?
ZleveL 0
slap him. with yo ****
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Comments (89)
danyfuckinheatle 0
ouch
Extacy23 0
that's when you slap him in the face son
Extacy23 0
that's when you slap him in the face son
skroal 7
YDI for going to college.
islandjew247 0
wow, rude??♥
cubanchick 0
today is my 18th birthday =]
VegasSkiess 0
lol this isn't an fml. everyone takes at least 1 bad pic so stop whining.
skroal 7
If bad pictures are are FML worthy, then FML too.
beautikill 4
lolololol dnt feel bad !!
luckymay 0
yeah I mean just look at your profile pic ;) JK
VegasSkiess 0
36- op doesn't have one... or maybe I just can't see it cuz I'm on my itouch?
skroal 7
Eminem sucks. Just sayin'.
MarkSeattle 0
lol. you don't even know when you look ugly.
number0 8
YDI for thinking your picture looks nice
rebbee 0
Happy Birthday!!!! :-)
Sharpie23 7
see it's funny because Lego hasn't told us why it's funny. Wait, why is it funny? Lego where are youuuuuuu?!?
xesyeso 0
ydi for being ugly
YourEvilHero 12
bitch slap your bf like I bitch slap my cat
ruby84 1
oh for God's sake! F his life for being with an oversensitive crybaby like yourself.
jplumbob 4
skroal did you ever think that if you would have went to college that you would not be the low life scumbag that you are?
pwincessa23 1
yup 34
boomx 0
awww man, that sucksss, ditch the guy, if he was always that shallow, then why was he staying with you? he is verr mean :/
degrassilovur 0
ouch. what a nice bf u hav >.<
oldwidow69 0
haha eminem is the shit!! wayto go 36
jplumbob 4
pendatik, nope didn't go to college but still make over 80,000 a year as an aircraft tech so oh well. you fail.
Clashzorz2 0
It's funny because legonut hasn't commented yet
IgniteCS 0
is funny because you tought it was nice but he said you look ugly
Lingonberry668 0
was that ur way of showing off that u hav an itouch? cuz that comment was rlly unnessesary!
jplumbob 4
Pendatik, So who cares that I can't structure a sentence? I don't care that you make more than me if you are telling the truth. I am happy with my non-structured sentence making abilities. I ain't gunna worry about it. My life is wonderful. My original issue was Op getting slammed because she made or at least tried to make something out of her life by getting higher education. Take your grammar issues elsewhere. Just remember that the next time you take a flight that my poor grammar ass might have worked on your plane. I hope I fix them better than my sentence structure abilities. LOL
bamditzki 0
ydi for not taking a good picture
jplumbob 4
I will tell you one thing. I like your dog.
jplumbob 4
I am sorry that I called him a scumbag. I took his comment too serious. For that I fail big time. It's all in fun and at times I forget that.
sharkwkrox 0
@ 92...... wtf?!
kevinsp 0
wow that's suckyy.
EmilyCi 0
Why exactly? She thinks that she looks good in that picture, but her bf thinks she even looks better in other pictures or irl. So why is this bad?
SirWhatsHisFace 0
What, is he a photographer?
Jordykins 0
He means he looks bad, not takes them.
SirWhatsHisFace 0
I know that, but the FML said that he "takes bad pictures".
danyfuckinheatle 0
#7 is extremly hottt!!
Arsonnist 3
Bad pictures take him I guess. Yeah yeah, soviet Russia joke.
ZleveL 0
slap him. with yo ****
superbadd 0
that's not even funny
ZleveL 0
but it would be hot ;P lol jkjk I'm tired I couldn't think of anything
ZleveL 0
I'M TIRED |:( I can't think right!
CRrawsum 7
suck it up I always look bad in pics
cubanchick 0
I'm not photogenic either. = oh well life goes on =]
CRrawsum 7
you are right......life goes on
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I only look decent in the pics my husband takes of me. Good thing he's a photographer!
Lingonberry668 0
if u think u look bad then why did u put a pic up?
Spastastic 6
I'm assuming the picture you have up was taken by him, then, Jane? Because I really like it. I'm terribly unphotogenic. Safari is telling me that isn't a word, but I'm using it anyway.
ohthebloodygore 16
Not an FML. He's saying you happened to look bad in that picture meaning you don't in others and real life, sheesh woman are so sensitive
oohlalaaliya 0
Agreed, he wasn't calling you out, he said he doesn't take good photos either. So, no matter OP.
18roses 0
atleast ur pretty in person. just not photogenic.
PincheEdgarr 0
ahah not everyone is photogentic you knowD; you don't always have to look good in a picture(:
iR0ckSkinnys 3
well that's just his opinion op. it only matters what you think!
FuckMYIife 0
tater ****
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Fried tacos. ;)
sunkissedluster 20
i ****** love a nice pair of **** ;P