Today, my boyfriend thought it would be wise to joke that we needed to postpone our reunion for another week. We haven't seen each other for almost 4 months, due to events out of our control. He thinks he's funny. He'll get punched when we do see each other again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
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Rsonicgamer_fml 6
"My boyfriend has a sense of humour. I want to physically assault him for that. FML"?!
voltroz 18
And the punch ends the relationship. Chill sis!
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voltroz 18
And the punch ends the relationship. Chill sis!
Rsonicgamer_fml 6
"My boyfriend has a sense of humour. I want to physically assault him for that. FML"?!
coius 23
If thats how you handle a little delay, you don’t deserve him and more like eff *HIS* life. Why do you think what he said is deserving of domestic abuse? If anything that guy needs to run away, quick if this is how you solve a little disappointment. I hope your tubes are tied, you shouldn’t have kids. I’d be afraid you’d body slam them for cherios on the floor at the age of 1.5 years old
lateralligator 12
my guess is he is going to dump you and is delaying it
alex_jaguara 33
If by punch you mean a light one in the shoulder or in the chest, ok. But if it's not, sounds abusive.
lev 11
now he'll want to delay the reunion even more because he reads FML
jc1015 25
someone needs to lighten up...it was a joke for ****'s sake