Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I attempted to show off my juggling skills at a family gathering using oranges. One slipped out of my hand, hit a shelf, and knocked over a picture of my parents. The glass frame shattered, and now my family thinks I have a vendetta against their marriage. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
At least they care:)
Psych101 9
If OP was on that show, don't you think OP would be... you know... dead?
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Comments (93)
aeropuppy 6
My mom makes fun of me all the time for being clumsy :p
LappDance 16
Does anyone ever tell you that you look like Sue from "The Middle"?
SeedlessMe 13
Lol -18 same here! I then turn around and tell her it's her fault for giving me poor motor skills ;)
jenniiienyc 5
That is actually a really good idea. It's good they'd rather prevent you from doing that than keep laughing when you run into the glass. Go grandparents! :)
MsConfusedd 27
Now you'll be so engrossed in reading the fun, exciting stickers that you'll forget to stop walking, and faceplant anyway.
Rainbowjumper0 12
Were the stickers awesome? :D
vbmg152 19
It's okay, my daughter was like that as a teen, she was a walking accident! She's 30 now, and not clumsy. She outgrew it a long time ago.
Poetic_Potion 4
At least they wanna keep you safe , like a little baby . Aha . FYL .
Nanael_fml 4
Sounds like it's just you that's clumsy. Seeing astho nothing was mentioned of anybody else
mccutie936 6
I feel your pain, man.
miyaviichan 27
Watch where you're going. I hate clumsy bitches.
zack11742 7
Beautifully stated
THE_A_TEEN 28
It would have been a lot better without the 'I hate clumsy bitches' part. I hate rude assholes.
miyaviichan 27
Me too, buddy!
Michael_92 20
That's one hell of a sentence you wrote there OP.