Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
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Comments (80)
sematariux 7
oh god OP your life is early
Cory_FML 5
How is that in any way so horrible you had to write an fml about it I mean seriously
hoonyer 17
FYL PF (poop face)
nico101bc 1
Omfg!!! That was me :D st Helena?
lexiieeex3 32
Poop face isn't too bad. Hey OP it could be a lot worse.
Joui_fml 11
That's a compliment and an important title amongst my Nerd Herd.
interesting33 37
brilliant!
HurleyX21 17
It could have been worse..
cwl727 33
At least you will always know what locker is yours.
fantasyworld 39
It's not at you though. I'd tell the school so the kid that has your locker next year won't see it, tell the school and it will be assumed that you wrote it.
123Puppy 33
I hope you told the school to remove the graffiti.