Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (80)
cupcakes729 7
I that happened at my school, then they woul have to replace it or pay for it. That really sucks. Sorry op.
tragicnightmare 15
flattering
ryaninreverse 3
Dont open your locker! It might be rigged to fling poop at your face when u open it.
Klug_fml 7
Whoever owned my locker before me enjoyed to write various things about a person named Amanda. And they told us they cleaned out our lockers before the freshman got them. LOLOLOL.
SilentTreatment 7
Poop Face. ^^
calphae 5
Oh no, how ever will you survive?!
GoneClubbin 9
Well Poop Face That's What Makes You Unique
RaquelRox2299 0
What is he, 3?
RaquelRox2299 0
Come on people! Only a immature little kid would really write that on a locker, rite? Don't thumb it down!!
natnatkat 8
This is not an fml. I would be glad to have that one so i could distinguish it from all the other lockers
anongrl 2
At least you didn't get my ex boyfriends locker he had when he was a senior. He had a penis drawn in there, and also had a folded up piece of paper that looked like a small penis and as you pulled it open, it go longer. Along with that he had a crouton and a chicken nugget he let sit in there all year. He left it in there as a present to the next owner. You got lucky. The year before that he had a empty locker below his that he used as a trash can for empty McDonalds cups. By the end of the year it was filled to the top. He didn't clean out that either.
anongrl 2
Got*
Alex94xela 0
Cool story bro Tell it again