Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
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Comments (80)
agentnerd 3
my locker says STUPID...
DownWithSebster 9
Someone had to get that locker...
InvaderZacko 0
I dont have a locker... Count yourself lucky poop face.
redrobin15 2
BIG DEAL! On my locker it says I suck big balls in permanent marker!
Badboy6 5
Ah poop face strikes again, I recall reading an old FML a lady lost lots of money on online poker to a person by the name of poopface.
llamalpaca382 13
When i was a freshman, I opened my locker on the first day...and it said "**** YOU" in big black letters >_>
lvlytwin 0
Poop face.. Scarred for life..
michi23 0
Why would your life suck because of that? Its just graffiti.
jsaxon1996 0
Sorry
Bently24 6
Hahaha dude thats funny, i dont really think its a fml though. Next time someone asks what locker is your just say the poop face one hahahah.