Today, my class was assigned lockers. Out of all the lockers in the entire school, mine is the only one to still have graffiti on it from last year. The tagger's choice of words? "Poop face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, someone left sticky notes with inspirational messages on everyone's locker. Well, almost everyone. My locker was the only one without a note. FML
Today, in the locker room at work, someone tried writing "douche bag" on my locker, and misspelled it four times before apparently giving up. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, my school's student council has started putting random positive messages on people's lockers. I'd like to be happy about it, but my inner Grammar Nazi is pissed because they've mixed up "your" and "you're" on so many of them. I just want to take a sharpie and correct them all. FML
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hsnorthjonathan 6
Well.......are you a poop face?
DocBastard 40
The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.
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Comments (80)
Cinn_fml 23
Get the feck over it.
ImOlivia 5
And how exactly do you 'feck'?
Cinn_fml 23
...In the same way you ****.
lionlvr 9
Lol..you can clean it off bro.
2wenty0ne21 0
Or at least mark it out right? Write Hey beautiful underneath lol
every1luvsboners 11
So change your legal name to Scat Boy and you will have an illustrious career in fetish prOn.
rinabbyxo 0
Why is this an fml are you 5?
Livzii 5
get it painted over, big woop. my locker is 1/2 the size I need and I have 2 people below me in a 2 foot wide space.
Zomg_Okay 27
Count yourself lucky. My mate's locker has a penis drawn on it with the caption, "You want this, don't you?".
DairyQueen13 0
Lol.
perdix 31
It wasn't graffiti. The School Board believes you're a poop face and had your locker decorated for the honor.
Liedna 12
Yes. You should be honored. Ungrateful...
leadman1989 16
Poop face is just a nice way of saying shit faced and that means you're drunk and the life of the party. Or an incredibly obnoxious asshole who's ruining everyone else's good time. It depends on who you ask. :)
ikickgingers 15
I read the latter and thought you were talking about me. :/
thinkingatheist 8
Lockers never lie!!
airwalkboarder14 0
Lucky i wish my locker said poop face on it