Anonymous
Springville, United States
Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
catcraze
Denver, United States
Adopt, don't shop
Today, I got a new cat. It was fine for a couple of hours until it gave birth in my kitchen. The seller claims to have no idea that it was pregnant. Now I have to take care of 7 cats instead of 2. FML
Anonymous
Santee, United States
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
KittenTime
United Kingdom
Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML
HannaMD
Canada
Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML
Anonymous
Waterville, United States
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
Anonymous
Spay and neuter, people!
Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML
Anonymous
Neuter your pets
Today, our cat is in heat. Her male counterpart is sitting outside my bedroom door, serenading her loudly, and has sprayed his piss all over the house, making sure she cannot escape him broadcasting his availability. FML
soph511
Hyères, France
Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML
NoBabies
Tucson, United States
Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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RealTalk0 7
Wow. She's stubborn ain't she?
Pleonasm 36
Your vet doesn't make the cut.
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ICastillo 25
Well it looks like you paid to get her spayed but instead she got laid and now there is kittens on the way and in the end you just got played.
Pleonasm 36
I'm afraid my day has just been made. You sir, deserve an accolade.
annie_nk 23
Anyone else reminded of Happy Gilmore?
Pleonasm 36
"Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?" That part? ;)
annie_nk 23
That exact line actually! You win :D
glitterxox 0
You my friend, are awesome! Please be my friend? Haha :D
raisinbam 13
Maybe another vet should take a stab at it.
free2speak 14
You learn something new everyday.
chellyX92 8
I had a buddy who's cat was spayed 5 times by three different vets. She still went into heat and ended up having 2 litters. I know the same thing happens to humans. My friend was a result of "tying" the tubes not entirely working. Bad luck I guess.
Stardew 19
Sounds more like your buddy got screwed over by the vets.
LiyIa_fml 8
I feel bad for the cat.
annie_nk 23
I'd let the vet know and ask he's gotten any better in the past 6 years. If you plan on getting her spayed after this litter, maybe you won't have to pay. But hey. You got cute kittens out of it :D
chrissy2 28
Time to find a new vet?
journeytotheend 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I killed your cat you druggy bïtch
journeytotheend 16
Oh I forgot most people on this are too young for that reference
friscosoonerkid 3
One of two reasons this happened, one, your vet did a horrible job at spaying her and didn't do the job or two, its a different cat that looks the same.
glitterxox 0
Haha I lol'ed at the second option!
fridatuva 2
You didn't notice her pregnancy before then?
hollenbackam 12
There are some females who don't really show all that much when they are pregnant. Usually it just looks like they gained a little weight, even when near the end of their pregnancy. I've had a teacher and cat like that. The cat (a Siamese X) one day started having her kittens while laying on my sister's lap. We were all very surprised, especially since she had given no indication at all. She had just been laying there, and plop, a wet bundle appeared. She ended up having 3 total, but when she was having them, she was the calmest and most relaxed I've ever seen compared to any other female giving birth. She purred the whole time and would only pause every few seconds as a contraction would ripple through her body. Other then her purrs and a few meows (she likes to talk a lot), she made no other noises during the whole process. It was an amazing thing to witness.
kerrywoodwins20 2
First world problems...