Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
PlasmaWafflez 0
ROFLMFAO LOL NICE
Nathaney 0
Wow what a way to spoil a good joke ^
mooneydriver 0
Captain buzzkill strikes again
CryingHowls 0
or the only one without a sense of humor.
lovely_189 0
ughh that sounds really painful! FYL
snavula 0
fatehatesme. Your name already implies that you're an idiot who believes in fate. Now, lets get to this business of how wrong you really are. I used my black belt in Google Fu and typed in the word 'pussie' and surprisingly enough, no websites came up talking about cats. Point being, pussy is the spelling for both, no one uses 'pussie' you just felt like being a douche and ruining a good joke which I felt was very aptly placed. I have no idea why. But, at least I have a reason for having to douche you with douchiness. OP I don't troll, but really? Why do you let your cat watch you shower? Is your name 'creeper'?
mooneydriver 0
Condescending != mature
Trevortni 0
Yay! Somebody actually knows how to do a "not equals"!!! It totally creeps me out every time someone tries to put a slash between two equals signs. I would have inserted an example, but it hurt my eyes.
sucktobeyou 0
fatehatesme09 what do you mean by "equal p"?? I guess I am not mature enough to understand you language.
DickRichardson 0
Why even bother to read the comments if your gonna, precede to take away the only laugh ive had all day? You sir, (thats me being 'respectful') are more than a buzzkill, you are a distroyer of innocence and humor, the internet equvilant of a cop with a comb in his pussy. also, that was a hilarious joke, and before corp. douche bag ****** it up, i had a great laugh. mad props.
dave202 0
sorry, but i've heard this pun like 15 thousand times before
snavula 0
No one said they hadn't heard it. It was APTLY PLACED. That's what makes a pun effective. Go away doucher who apparently knows everything there is to know about humor.
liveBabylon 0
awesome + your #1 and didn't boast! *Hi Five*
newmanlyman3 8
declaw him
bboi68 0
I wish I could watch you shower
youngmikeeee 0
terrible.
dlbliner 0
poor kitty. why is it there? the only thing that'll look at you naked?
nateb1tch 1
hahaha. its instinct forb them
CMooreButz 8
That's a good one!
lem0n_fml 0
ow. that's gotta ****** hurt.
ChChCharlie 10
Lol that sounds really painful!
Okie7123 0
You never see dogs on here for clawing their owners. Let this be a lesson :P
lordmoe 0
thats because dogs BITE genius.
KingAfter 0
OOOOOOOOUCH!!!!! that must've hurt damn much! I once had ONE cat's claw stuck deep in my leg and it hurt really badly! I don't even wanna imagine how it feels if a cat penetrates your skin with all it's claws over and over again... actually I'd think this is not FML worhty, but since it must've hurt really badly, I feel you. FYL.
lilhedz 0
contradicting yourself.. saying it's not fml worthy but then right after saying fyl....
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
disturbed_man 0
ooouuuuccccchhhhh >.< that sounds nowhere near paiinfull that excrushiatingly painfull
v1kt4r 13
excruciating*
lordmoe 0
Most cats dont like water and they feel safe near their owners (usually). Also 18 lbs does not mean the cat is fat, dumbass
rukusrazor 0
Simple Solution: FALCON PUNCH!
CashMusicNet 0
took the words right outta my mouth lol
plexico 4
YDI for masturbating in front of a male cat.
plexico 4
Think about it. A male cat is sitting on the edge of tub and the woman is showering. What could make him fall in? The woman pleasuring her own pussy seemed like an unlikely but hilarious cause.
ananamoose 0
maybe she kept trying to go with it, you know she kicked the cat in the tub because she had a fetish for being scratched while getting off, I bet at the time she was just like yea, but later prob had to def regret that.
bananamanama 0
....haha?
Glubbio 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Roundhouse kick the cat in his face! i have two cats and i would kick them in the cans hard!
repyourcliche 0
well, aren't you a treat...
EvilPandaxD 24
So kind..
Candisemo 0
why was you cat in the bathroom anyways? lol. but fyl anyways i know how being clawed like that is. oucchhhhh...