Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
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Gondile 4
Two *******, one tub? (assuming OP is a girl)
krustacea 1
poor putty tat
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Comments (142)
EvilTeddysRock 2
frantic kitty made me lmao, I'm so sorry! but what was your kitty doing In the bathroom with you?
nixxdreams 0
cats are evil...
CommonSenseKarma 17
Better ur mom's fat ass than Charlie Sheen.
CommonSenseKarma 17
All of the cat/pussy jokes are really getting old. Let's just never talk about cats again.
mismonroe 0
So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a PUSSY walk into a bar..
SassiestLemon 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAGAFFsjsvskandhaisHGGGHKKLKKKKKKKKKKKKKJJJJlol.
sarapsosis 1
Better Charlie Sheen than Saddam
mismonroe 0
Poor little wet pussy.
RosiePatosie 0
OUCH.
ChristinaLove138 0
hehehehe Thats One Wet & Wild Pussy xD
BAMF18 0
i would like to share a bathtub with your pussy.
igoteffed 0
can I have yours?
ChristinaLove138 0
Lol Calm Down There Sweety xD
Mr_X100 1
my cat done that but it was empty
ChantelRenaeee 0
did*
SassiestLemon 2
76- Leave him alone, he doesn't want to buy your Scientific Lotion.
atomicJ 0
The OP has a scrotum?