Today, I stumbled across "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" on TV and realized that these awful freaks are going to make more money than I ever will. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML
Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Remember the show Honey Boo Boo? They seem sophisticated compared to the family of weirdoes I got to meet. It's almost got me reconsidering my planned proposal. FML
Today, my friends were showing me infomercials and laughing at how clumsy and stupid the people were. I could relate to every single one of them. FML
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, I was watching "My 600-lb Life". Most of the people on the show are married or in relationships. I cant even find a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been making videos every time she babysits my kids (who are 2 and 6 years-old) and uploading them to YouTube. She's retired, but out of boredom and need for attention, she seems to have tried making a family vlog channel, but with MY kids. FML
Today, I'm 16, my sister is 13 and our little brother is 9. Our parents just told us their plans to start a family vlog on YouTube, because, "It's made people rich. Don't you want to be rich?" I said I didn't want to be a part of such a humiliating enterprise, but they started filming me, as a "first family argument video." FML
Today, I discovered that my niece is making a killing with her vlog's revenue by adding a small segment. It features hidden camera footage of her eccentric uncle's daily life: from various reactions while playing a video game, to singing like a dork while working out, and being a huge nerd at everything. It's me. FML
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Jennielee 6
This is an FML for all of us.
jazzy514 7
It's a sad reality...
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Comments (83)
Turtle_Man 21
making more money looking like idiots
absolutegrrr 7
What on earth is it? I'm fairly sure we don't have it across the pond..
justonecomment 2
I'm not sure what that is, but nonetheless maybe you should reconsider your career path.
Yousuck24 21
It's a Toddlers and Tiara's spinoff...A.K.A worst idea ever.
boycrazy30007 12
It's a TV show that was basically invented so People can make fun of this family. I feel horrible for the children because it's not their fault they were raised to act this way. The mom teaches her children to be the worst kind of white trash. And I feel horrible for calling them that but the way they act is despicable. And it's all because he thinks it makes her look good. The little girl is cute but in the environment she's being raised into she's turning into a huge brat daily. I feel bad for the family because they honestly have no idea how people think of them. They think it's ok for them to eat road kill deer and brag about it. It's really sad. I'm not trying to be mean about his family. I just wish they understood how hard life is going to get for them.
beatlegirl27 20
They also get money being fat
norotors 16
It's about fat lazy rednecks who like to do shit like dumpster diving. Truly terrible.
Zeppelin1969 5
I HATE that show. All it is is a freakshow, like the bearded lady at the carnival or whatever. That disgusting lady is exploiting her children for some money, which is horribly wrong. Whatever good intentions she may have are definitely not worth it, considering her entire family is the laughingstock of the world.
SenselessPattern 12
Well said, 89.
CherryLipBalm 1
DOLLA MAKES ME HOLLA HONEY BOO BOO
PinkieKeen 20
MY MOMMY LET'S ME DRINK GASOLINE AND MOUNTAIN DEW
jazzy514 7
It's a sad reality...
DarkHelmet 10
It just eats you up inside doesn't it. I felt the same way after walking in on my friends watchin Jersey Shore
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
A sad reality that you must redneck-anize!
CadillacPimpen 6
No 44....just no...
VaultDweller106 7
They make more money than a lot of people. Don't worry about it.
bestnameright 14
If they do that's freaky though right?!
t765234 10
Dignity is priceless and so is respect.
kimbliee 4
honey boo boo chilllldd
mfischer 17
Erm...what?
TrueTriage 16
It's ok 4 I caught the reference! Honestly though, I pity that little girl..... She's a 6 year old "Beauty Queen" chugging a mixture of red bull and mountain dew as "Special Juice" before she "Rocks her daisy dukes" in front of a few people and her ridiculous red neck mom.
ShyAnn29 15
18, it's gogo juice, I think
mollysticks 10
18: And no one in that family thinks there's anything wrong with that... That poor child is going to have heart problems.
neilykins 29
40. I agree, kids that young don't need 'gogo juice' to be hyper. Poor little girl is going to have so many health problems.
RedPillSucks 33
@40. She'll be "lucky" if her ONLY problem is heart problem. Although there's probably not many old hypertensive fat alcoholic strippers, so she may be unique.
neilykins 29
Her mum thinks it's fine because 'it tastes like apple juice'
mfischer 17
For the record, I really didn't understand what you were talking about. It appears to have been funny, so pardon me.
mollysticks 10
The grandchild, and I'm dead serious, has 3 thumbs. This family fails on so many levels. Poor baby...
christyxbee 15
YOU BETTER REDNECKINIZE!
kimmi41509 10
This is one of the main reasons I don't watch tv that much anymore. The shows get more stupid and pointless every time.
lissa_jade 22
but seriously. if I see one more god awful show like Toddlers & Tiaras or Dance Moms, I might just put my foot through the tv.
kimmi41509 10
I know. I thought jersey shore was bad. This is so much worse.
MelTheGreat 23
Except for Dexter.
Boygenius50 8
Community is the best thing on TV right now, hands down.
Trisha_aus 15
Well there are shows like Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, the Walking Dead..just ignore the boo boos
calilovesneb 12
That show and Toddlers and Tiaras are an absolute waste of a time slot. Reality tv is just becoming garbage.
stashpeanut 3
People watch these shows because of the shock factor, but they don't realize that they're feeding the madness!
shortgirl3 1
Omg this is so random but we have the same birthday 5/23 except you were born in 88 like my brother his bday is 8/8/88
mattscott 5
Reality tv has always been garbage.
kittytub 12
they have episodes on YouTube... ugh, the mothers force their own dreams on their kids. it's selfish.
Jennielee 6
This is an FML for all of us.
Reihna_fml 14
Very well put. I too stumbled across this show while channel surfing, and could do nothing but shake my head that this is what The Learning Channel thinks of as family programming. It literally turns my stomach! It truly is an FML for all of us.
mashimarox 12
Welcome to America . :P
RubyRae 2
Hey. You're cute.
zingline89 18
They will make more money than you, but you will have your dignity. You can't put a price tag on that.
msl1333 4
I disagree. My dignity is worth approximately $500k a year.
gc327072 31
I promise that if I ever become president, I would ban all reality tv that doesn't pertain to an occupation. (Thus, Deadliest Catch, Swamp People would still be around, whereas dumb sheet like KIWTK would be removed). I'll call it the Wholesome Programming Act.
vodkaliciouz 4
Exactly my thought
ViQValentine 3
62- Wow.. Impressive :D If presidents thought like you and carried out this "Wholesome Programming Act", the world would be a better place.
boycrazy30007 12
It's a TV show that was basically invented so People can make fun of this family. I feel horrible for the children because it's not their fault they were raised to act this way. The mom teaches her children to be the worst kind of white trash. And I feel horrible for calling them that but the way they act is despicable. And it's all because he thinks it makes her look good. The little girl is cute but in the environment she's being raised into she's turning into a huge brat daily. I feel bad for the family because they honestly have no idea how people think of them. They think it's ok for them to eat road kill deer and brag about it. It's really sad. I'm not trying to be mean about his family. I just wish they understood how hard life is going to get for them.
VaultDweller106 7
I thought Honey Blah Blah was a girl o-O
_streets_ 19
...she is..
ShyAnn29 15
Honey boo boo is a little girl. And I honestly think they don't really care about what people think of them, but they do have really bad manners, the girls would be a lot cuter if they acted better, in my opinion.
Needafarm 22
You can't make that look cute even with that boat load of make-up, fake teeth, tanning and wig.