Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
Today, I bailed my brother out of jail for violating a restraining order filed against him by his ex. I dropped him off at the place he told me he was staying at. Turned out it was his ex's house, and now he's in jail again. FML
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML
Today, upon getting the paperwork for my Court Diversion, I found out I had to write an apology letter to my brother. The brother who sent me to jail for trying to get him to stop abusing his girlfriend, and holding him instead of fighting when he charged at me. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
Today, I prevented my brother from attending our sister's funeral, since they hated each other and she didn't want him there, in accordance with her wishes. Now the whole family hates me and say that I should have let him in and that sometimes, you have to go against someone's wishes. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I'm right now comforting my 21-year-old brother, after we'd called the cops because a mugger stabbed one of my brother's friends while the three of us were on the street. Kudos to the police, who left us waiting in the line for more than 50 minutes, letting an innocent die, and allowing a scumbag to escape. FML
Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML
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laden_swallow09 35
I wouldn't even bother with his bail. I'd go for a visit, but I wouldn't bail my own brother out of jail for something especially like that.
untouchable763 10
Wedding Crashing has become more extreme these days eh.
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Comments (108)
odamaliekh 26
You shouldn't have bailed him out..
RayearthNinja 10
Why did you bail him out!?
Kiki242 19
Your brother is a super mega douche bag. Crashing funerals to take advantage of distressed people.smh
Zomg_Okay 27
I voted YDI purely because you bailed him out.
robbie12321 9
i wouldnt bail his sorry ass outta jail. leave him there next time. its pathetic for him to do that
kingsian 15
I feel like regardless of what he did you're still his sister. Yeah what he did is stupid, dumb and immature but that's your brother and family is family. Just my two cents.
Elle_ShellBelle 15
I think op is a man
kingsian 15
#33-Oh shit my bad lol well I hope people still get my point I was trying to make. Lol
Geary519 20
he needs a lesson from will farrell on funeral crashing
strangeite 4
Don't worry, he's definitely more pathetic
abbylauren2013 5
I love how you say ******* and then arse.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Arse is not a slang or milder form of ass. It is the way that people, generally from England, Ireland, Scotland, Australia, and New Zealand, pronounce and spell ass.
melons 44
Don't forget Wales and Northern Ireland.
BellaBelle_fml 23
76 - I wasn't really sure exactly which countries or regions use the word arse rather than ass. So thank you for adding those 2 to the list and in turn teaching me something new :)
FriendzyStar01 4
If that were my brother, **** standing around. Kick his ass out of the funeral for crashing into a death memorial just so he can get some girl. what was he thinking? "oh im gonna get a hot babe at this funeral" no one will be interested even if he has the looks. **** bailing him, i would post on facebook about him doing it and now in jail and visit him laughing at him. People these days, jeez
artinwords 14
Youd be surprised... almost everyone i know ends up hooking up with whatever guy or girl comforts them at a funeral ( minus family of course ) to "distract them"