Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
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Top comments
whatsmccraken 0
go home and take a dump in his pillow case
vendris 5
Jep, Stand up for yourself and make him pay.
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Comments (98)
skyeyez9 25
why are you questioning the reason they stole his clothes? Some people are assholes and will steal anything. Maybe his clothes were nice and they were the right size for the thief.
playfuldesk 0
KaySL YDI for being a cum guzzling gutter ****
IPeachez 0
i hope you kicked his ass afterwards
paramore7890 0
wow really? ur totally faking it cuz if somebody would have stolen ur phone or iPod or whatever uwouldnt beposting it on fml. there would be no possible way for u to. i think ur a prick who wants attention! bitch
xxXChiiXxx 2
It's called a computer, moron.
themixedt4pe 0
Unfortunately, I don't think you're faking being a moron. *le sigh*
alexwhite_fml 0
#39, thats just amazing
xkat356 0
have you never heard of a computer? i think you're a prick who also happens to be a dumbass.
Hailey_O81 5
haven't u ever heard of laptop
BlooCheese 6
I had something like this happen. Some bitch broke into my locker during gym and stole my iPod 2 weeks after I had gotten it for Christmas. It was the only present I got too since my mother didn't have much money. She had actually been given it by my aunt cause my cousin wanted a newer one. I was pissed and no one would fess up.
sublime93 0
My gym locker got stolen into one time, but instead of taking my ipod or blackberry or sneakers or social or debit card, they stole 2 dollars and a bus ticket. I still don't get it
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
hey to the retard who said to put your ipod and wallet in your pocket, usually when you go to practice for any sport you dont want to bring those
_Naboo_ 0
That sucks, but YDI for telling your brother your locker combination.
jessimakuh 0
yeah, because he totally said that his brother TOOK HIS KEY. Way to read the FML stupid...
Exlibris 0
I said FYL, but really you shouldn't leave your i-pod in a gym locker anyways. In high school I had my class ring and some other jewelry stolen from my locker during gym class while it was securely locked. People are assholes
Topknot_Forever 0
I hope your making your ******** little brother pay for all of it.