Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
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whatsmccraken 0
go home and take a dump in his pillow case
vendris 5
Jep, Stand up for yourself and make him pay.
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friscobuff 0
YDI FOR LIVING IN OREGON PHEW!
Mforce 8
Ass! Why would you say that? You know I hope one day you're parents Move to Oregon... And then every way out of oregon gets blown the **** up....
FMLFML123123 0
YDI for living in the ******* G H E T T O Oregon
BoldfaceMatteo 0
how is Oregon ghetto
Mforce 8
I bet if you go to oregon you'll find a dominantly white city...jerk
Lythiaren 8
I say you should punch him right in the mouth and force him to replace the stolen items. I wouldn't be surprised, though, if your brother had actually stolen all the missing stuff. Because it's his job as a brother to be obnoxious. Fortunately, it's your sibling duty to kick his ass when he crosses the wrong line.
aback 5
Looks like the lil **** owes you bigtime.
Muffinish 0
Your brother better pay for those things that got stolen. Also, burn those sneakers, I'm sure they are now contaminated or unusable.
Sportsfan86 3
YDI because you have a key lock, not a combination one. Anyone can steal a key, but its hard too figure out a combination
peace7love2FML 0
ya but if u have a combo lock someone could just hit the side hard and it opens, so key locks are safer
bosshaug 0
Thats y I quit playing football. You can't trust those that you play with
sydney184829 0
Hmm...iPod stolen...posted fml with iPod...fake??
playfuldesk 0
Niggers steal things.....
playfuldesk 0
Bosshaug u quit because u suck
elpistachio 0
Maybe the person who stole his clothes is a crazed fan of his?