Anonymous
Spring Hill, United States
Need more details, please
Today, I fucked up a relationship, by accident, and then they broke up. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Confusing
Today, I messed up again. Every time I like a girl, something goes wrong, either because of me or my friend. She was supposed to hang out with us, but she brought a friend who’s my friend’s ex, and he wouldn’t go with her. I had to choose, and I chose my friend over an uncertain relationship. FML
Anonymous
Romcom moment
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Alex
The first step is acknowledging it
Today, I fucked up. I let my mental health problems and the alcohol win. I was horrible to my wife and basically ended my marriage due to my problems and insecurities. FML
Anonymous
Aberdare, United Kingdom
Don't tempt me
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bangladesh
Should I stay or should I go?
Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML
Anonymous
Can you be a little more specific?
Today, I'm pretty sure I destroyed a friendship irreparably. I was trying to do a nice thing, but it backfired in an awful way. I know it's my fault. I really wanted to be that person's friend. FML
bg4545
Whittier, United States
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
whysheheartless
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Niva
San Jose, United States
Surprise surprise
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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Chazzster 32
That’s too general a statement to really understand. More details please?
RichardPencil 32
"Brevity is the soul of wit." -- Shakespeare Unless it's too brief and is just a WTF! Details! We need details!
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Chazzster 32
That’s too general a statement to really understand. More details please?
arioch_fml 20
Is this a he tripped, you fell kind of accident...?
RichardPencil 32
"Brevity is the soul of wit." -- Shakespeare Unless it's too brief and is just a WTF! Details! We need details!
cuz803 46
I said this before in a recent previous FML. MORE DETAIL!!! I cannot vote on these types of FMLs.
RichardPencil 32
And even then, the Cyber Ninjas are gonna come in and scan your ballot with ultraviolet light to detect signs of bamboo or folding. They gotta stop the steal and not let the child-trafficking "I agree, your life sucks" perverts get away with massive fraud!
cuz803 46
Well spotted inside information! It's time we have the voting polls renewed due to the "I agree..." party's outstanding amount of voter fraud which is an oppressive time for our "YDI" voter victims.
madamelacomtesse 1
Okay and ?
Jimmy J Wilkinson 5
Um... alright, cool synopsis and all, but uh... Don't you think that's a little ambiguous? More details?
Hempseed 27
You might wanna expand on this one a little bit more, chief.
Jonkbaby 23
Op, it sounds like that relationship was on its last good wheel for a long while now