Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
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Top comments
shalvius 3
your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?
LifeSux19 0
I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.
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Comments (77)
whatsarahsaid 0
Wow. Butt-hurt much?
kandy_fml 0
If your self esteem is so low that you'd take something that was probably meant as a compliment, as an insult, then I'm gonna say you deserved this one. Being unique looking doesn't mean you're ugly. Have more confidence in yourself.
s2s45 2
hahaha, i can't believe everyone. My boyfriend is blind and he has never felt someones face except for one drunk night. lol. Blind people dont do that. And you can not tell if someone is ugly or whatever by feeling their face. It takes alot more.
WSUlife19 0
My uncle is blind and I see him feeling faces occasionally... but once my aunt was telling him that I'm "growing up to be a beautiful woman" and suggested he feel for himself and he refused. Still don't know how to interpret that.
maiden_girl 5
This isn't really a FML. The woman is blind. Depending on how old she was when she went blind, she doesn't know what pretty, ugly or beautiful is. She does however know what unique is. Maybe you have something she never felt on a face before...
tincan 0
I wouldn't take "unique" as an offence. Your brother is awesome for willing to accept a blind woman. I respect him. You are the one who needs to chill, lady. Blind people cannot tell what's pretty and what's ugly. They are blind, remember? Don't you feel for her?
chelsea2384 0
"unique" is too bad. her face was obviously so different from other faces that there must've been something extremely prominent, like a big nose, or bulging forehead or something.
Calpal5309 0
34- Mayyyyybe people he has known for a while... he probably wouldn't do that however unless he has mental problems to go along with the blindness.
lifepwns 0
#5 totally busted you out.
ristvak 0
Don't feel bad, my freshman year of high school a blind guy called me a **** because of how I was sitting.