Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
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shalvius 3
your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?
LifeSux19 0
I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.
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Comments (77)
Tarion 0
#9 - That's a very good point. I should probably re-phrase. One of those comments was a play on the expression "Beauty in the eye of the beholder", and how it's a bizarre expression when referring to a blind person. The other, I was of course referring to the context that this was within. The original poster was worried that his face *looked* ugly, ugly enough that a blind girl noticed it. My reply was in that vein.
Art_Vandeley 0
I would like to have a blind girlfriend. She could never tell that I`m not good enough for her. I wonder where you can meet blind women.
zebendyone 0
unique =/= ugly. I'd say you deserve it for having low enough self-esteem to turn that comment into an insult. :]
Claeric 0
She didnt call you ugly, she called you unique. Are you deaf? Your brother has a blind girlfriend and a deaf sibling. Crazy.
claire_fml 0
I don't think she was trying to call you ugly. She never used the words, "ugly" to describe you. If she had, then I'd imagine you would have said that. But she didn't. Being told you're unique looking can be considered a compliment.
JL_fml 0
LOL. That sucks. She may as well have said you have "inner beauty'.
cady18 0
duh, how does "unique" = "ugly"?
Calpal5309 0
I work directly with blind people- hundreds of them. That is bull, I have never once had my face felt- they don't do that. It's something that has been made up- a common myth. Everyone who doesn't personally know a blind person believes this. Watch American Idol- you don't see the blind guy on there going around feeling Ryan, Randy, Paula, Kara and Simon's faces. Because it doesn't happen.
adam2 0
Calpal, just because a blind person has never felt your face doesn't mean there isn't at least one who has done it to others. Maybe she heard the myth, then decided to do it because of that.
saaarrj 0
unique doesn't have to mean ugly. unique can just mean that the features on your face are quite different from what she has felt of other people's faces, which could just as well mean you're attractive. maybe you're just insecure:/