Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.
teehee520 0
Go borrow his wallet then.
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bkmjet 0
grow a backbone
Will09 0
... what games were they?
DresdenB17 0
#31. it's not call of duty mw2. issues with activision, treyarch, and iw caused iw to remove the cod tag from the game, although it is still ultimately part of the franchise. official box just says mw2. be educated before you post
RuralNinja 0
#48 If you're going to act like a pompous asshole, at least put in the effort to make sure you're right. The name is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It does have CoD in it's name. Its been confirmed by IW's director of communications, Robert Bowling. Be educated before you post.
girlygirl666 0
What did # 6 say? I guess it got deleted? I've never seen the entire thing deleted before.
midwestjerk 0
What the **** are you doing leaving a $100 bill in your coat pocket? $5, 10, 20... understandable, but $100? You're either an idiot or loaded enough that it doesn't matter.
dyld921 2
Make him pay you back. Duh. Do I need to spell it out for you?
0___0 9
Maybe his brother "borrowed it" without permission, thinking that the OP wouldn't mind. Maybe they borrow eachother's jackets or whatever often?
deliapearl 0
finders keepers...keep it in your pants next time.... I'm feeling chilly... can I borrow your jacket?
Nightfallz 0
are you retarded op? it's not his coat if he's borrowing yours. it's your coat and he just stole 100 from you. ydi for leaving it in there
NotReal03 0
depends...did he buy any good games for 360?