Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.
teehee520 0
Go borrow his wallet then.
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Comments (108)
tangerine_12 0
umm...so take the games? stop being a whiny bitch and take whats yours. i hate when people let them run all over them. its so annoying.
kaelendra 0
first of all never leave money in coat pockets - duh - secondly hve him return the games or pay you back.
kathryneclipse 0
duuude. thats 5 grams of weeed, why would you leave that lying around? lmfao, joking. but seriously, thats alot of money! FYL.
gxjkb 0
so say thats my coat=thats my money? i don't see why this is a problem?
frannytrois64 0
Stab the bitch and go all Hulk on him...Too much? Ehh, just make him pay you back then. Or make him return the games.
ALittleBitOfThis 0
What the heck did #6 say?
bloodfalcon22 0
he said that #70 is going be be a flaming fag
kyueb 0
Wow! He must have been really happy that he bought two $60 games for $100!
toosoonbreh 0
Yeah, my coat pocket's my new wallet..
xkx 0
What did #6 say? I though the comments were just hidden after being moderated. Not deleted?
hbgoddard 0
What the **** did #6 and #1 say?