Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.
teehee520 0
Go borrow his wallet then.
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suSpence95 0
Hehe, I moderated this one. Also, I would either A: Make him pay you back. B: Take his XBox and games he bought until he pays you back or C: Break the games.
Naitsi 19
B and C take the games and sell them:P
kissesinbetween 0
Make him pay you back!!!
cherlana32 0
Let this be a lesson to you! Never let your brother borrow your coat with $100 in it. Just in case it ever happens again! (Unlikely.) On a different note: #6 - what is that? I'm always so bad at telling what those are.
Pretty_Tied_Up_fml 0
I hate to be on of those people who just comes on here to criticize, but who leaves 100 bucks in their pocket?
Jimboom 12
Sell his Xbox and games. Any money you make over the 100 bucks give back to him.. it's only fair after all. ;)
iFruit 0
I. Would. Hurt. Him. Enough said!
Xavier_Andrews 0
who wears a coat in california in early august? i'm calling bullshit on that.
0___0 9
It could have been after 5 pm (or after 5 pm when he was going to put on the coat). It starts cooling down around that time in California.
paintballer87 0
The funny thing about California is that it doesn't have the same weather north to south. Places like San Francisco are pretty cold year round. You shouldn't assume things you don't know.
AntiChrist7 0
get a wallet, and keep it in the pocket of your pants. YDI
shutuptyler 0
and don't lend anyone your pants.
IOwnedYou 0
2 new games for you to play on, right?
evan_789 7
I just lost the game!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@!!!!!!!
sleepreader 0
ARRGGH!!! me too...
JStromberg 0
Fu u **** :( i lost the game aswell