Anonymous
Markham, Canada
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Buggy
Atmore, United States
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Already Broke Asf
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rock Hill, United States
Petty thief
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Anonymous
Simps gonna simp
Today, I just found out that I was missing almost $500 from my debit card. Turns out my brother used my card to simp on a streamer. When I confronted him, he said, "But you would have simped on her either way." FML
Anonymous
Fortnite thievery
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Citivolus
United States
Druggies
Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML
HungryStudent
Carolina, Puerto Rico
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
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BlackPanther19 11
I have a brother like that i feel your pain
CocaColaPepsi 13
that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *
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Comments (88)
Kamon97 23
Smooth kid >.>
ohSNAPyall 27
You've been hit by a smooth criminal. YAOW!
unidentifieduser 23
What a great brother you have.
misspulkadot24 17
"And by great...I mean terrible!!" *cheesy wink* Buhdum Chh! The Buhdum Chh is the sound of the symbol hitting your face.
challan 19
That's brilliant... I'm going to try that. I mean, omg! That's horrible!!
HortonThelephant 15
Step 1: Steal money from sister's purse. Step 2: ?????? Step 3: Profit!!
Zomg_Okay 27
Correction: /r/AdviceAnimals is leaking. reddit, thankfully, isn't all memes.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wish I could do that will all my bills.
Right_Click 12
Call him out on it, man.
Enslaved 38
"Kick his ass, Sea Bass!"
Not_Impressed13 9
Just sell off his favorite video games for $60.
Rainhawk94 27
yea just not at gamestop
perdix 31
Robbing Peter to pay Peter.
olpally 33
What a troll. Lol. Kick him in the nuts and demand he pay you.