Anonymous
Markham, Canada
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Buggy
Atmore, United States
Today, my brother robbed someone. The victim spoke with me and said that if his $1500 was paid back, he wouldn’t press charges. After I gave him the money, I questioned my brother until he admitted doing it. He only took $200. FML
Already Broke Asf
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Rock Hill, United States
Petty thief
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Anonymous
Simps gonna simp
Today, I just found out that I was missing almost $500 from my debit card. Turns out my brother used my card to simp on a streamer. When I confronted him, he said, "But you would have simped on her either way." FML
Anonymous
Fortnite thievery
Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML
Citivolus
United States
Druggies
Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML
HungryStudent
Carolina, Puerto Rico
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML
Jpaylay
Lakeland, United States
Don't hate the player…
Today, my brother bamboozled me out of 20$. He's 12 years-old, and I'm 17. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML
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BlackPanther19 11
I have a brother like that i feel your pain
CocaColaPepsi 13
that's the first comment you've ever written and u got the first comment?!?!?! lucky duck *turns away with a sad face *
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Comments (88)
theonecasey 27
Your bro sucks
jrock9093 18
What a dick never trust family with money or friends you'll never get it back it's better to just give it to them!
isabellasimone 18
Take something he loves and never give it back hahaha
every1luvsboners 11
It's the thought that counts, quit being a prick about it. When you loan family money consider it gone.
acrasia 5
That' why I hide my wallet.
klovemachine 24
Just don't drop it on the bathroom floor :)
Fernando83 19
My golden rule, "do onto others as they do onto you". Find his wallet and still the sixty he owes you and another sixty in case he ever wants to borrow money from you again.
giraffelovergirl 19
That's why you keep your money in your mattress and key lock your door.
Redgrass7 7
At least he gave it back.
lukeboyyyy 11
I did this to my sister once :-)
kayteakay 26
You're a jerk.
Michael_92 20
I bet you feel really cool.
happyfingers 15
Rule of thumb: If your going to put any amount of your money to anyone's hands either make sure you know they'll pay you back or don't expect them to. Sucks that you apparently cant trust your brother with your money but at least now you know right? And knowing is half the battle! Ahem. Sorry.