Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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BonyorBobby 4
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)
Doortje 30
Time to get a new razor :)
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Comments (104)
J9DeeZy 4
cut him
ksgirl1324 0
ur a boy right?? and ur not a big deal I have no idea whatsoever who u r. sorry
perdix 31
You need to give him that razor for Christmas. Or throw it in the junk pile.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Time to throw away the razor...
Anubyte 0
Just wash the razor, I mean it's not THAT bad.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Seriously? How much would a new razor cost? You'd rather have your brother's leftover pube razor? I'd say that razor is now officially his Christmas gift.
melons122 3
ewwww
simranlove 3
wait to go for HIV and AIDS, too
Marce_12 0
that is just nasty. i would slap the mess outra him
miraggg 1
its not sanitary to share razors..
charlesnk7 0
or when his heads on the pillow
rattusrattus 19
Maybe he took it off his danglers and attached it to his face to look more bearded?
JamieK 0
atleast he knows how girls like it (;
greenhair741 0
ur hot