Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to teach my younger brother to shave with a regular disposable razor because our dad uses an electric one and I'm the only other person in the family with enough facial hair to know how to use a razor. I probably would have been proud if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, my dad asked my brother not to use his shaver so late at night. That wasn't him, and it wasn't his shaver either. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML
Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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BonyorBobby 4
Use his toothbrush to clean the toilet ;)
Doortje 30
Time to get a new razor :)
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Comments (104)
valri3 0
Calm down he could of shaved his armpits, which is still bad of course.
mintcar 10
There is no such thing as " could of."
mintcar 10
Yo mane, that's jus str8 nastay.
livinthefridge13 1
what did he do?
katiebells 0
he shaved his man bits. :P
ckjacques53198 0
probably shaved his taint
oddduckobsession 0
i choked on my gum when i read that!!!
Leftieswillrule 3
ugh u hate how my pubic hair gets like a forest and gets caught in my zipper. I dont blame your brither
madreedy 7
Dont get so excited kiddie you are just a 15 years old child without a single hair on your small penis
billyme 4
People actually get a lot of hair early... I can't talk about your specific case as you might have not (and sounds like you're bitter about that). Either way, #43, don't worry... that loser just likes being a jerk to random people on the internet. And, not that there's anything wrong with not having pic, but he's definitely a loser to make fun of others with a pic/info when he's got nothing on fmylife.com.
madreedy 7
51 it seems that you are also a cute hairless kiddie
supertacowaffle 41
Graphic much -_-
MariaxMayhem 0
#43 your pubes get caught in your zipper frequently? so I'm assuming you must go commando alot?? try underwear it'll help with that I promise
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Who da **** wants to know dat?!
guitarguy22 0
a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do;)
BaileyCheyenne 0
that's nice andattractive(; juuuuust kiiidiiin(:
starsbAby 2
44-ur sucha cutie!!! and OP...now u know what to get him for his birthday! XD
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
Well I saw this coming before I even finished the FML... Sorry but YDI.
Navek 0
^ Same here, OP should've seen this coming.
generalcheif123 0
facial hair comes near the end of puberty, he must have hit it at least a year or two ago, if not longer.
wollzilla 0
YDI you idiot. thats why you never share razors. hope you get a mouthful of pubes to teach you a lesson
jawjuhh 6
o.O you put your razor in your mouth after you shave?
irishboy9 0
greatness....nuff said