Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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Top comments
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
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Comments (118)
Pitbull305 9
Lesson learned, no trampolines, burpies, or jumping jacks during job interviews.
Chrizz03 4
You win
howdeedoo 22
I'd hate to imagine his reaction if OP hadn't worn a bra at all to the interview....
toalysium 15
She would probably be the new VP. What of is the question...
ShyAnn29 15
I'm sure he would have hired her the moment she walked into the room.
abrookec2011 14
Oh, snap! Congratulations.
iAmLauRawr 10
He was probably thinking *poor bitch. Aint nobody who wants saggy boobs* "YOU GOT THE JOB! :D" Other than giving you the job he's also doing you a favour. Now head down to your closest victoria secret ;)
enigmo_fml 12
I would have hired you too!
nottheyoungest 18
You could have gotten the job because of your skills. Don't think it's because of the bra clasp being broken. But if they try anything funny, just quit.
kobelstone23 13
Job security?
molzipan 16
Well op, I think you should make the breast of a bad situation. Congrats on the job!
nishantvas 13
wow that sounds like that cliché secretary job interview scene !! poor u !