Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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Top comments
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
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Comments (118)
missababgaga 19
Consider this an ideal time to invest in a more sturdy bra.
perdix 31
But the flimsy bra got her the job. Logic would dicktate that she should buy more of them. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it broke and that fixes your unemployment, let it get broke over and over again.
stokkingu 8
Be happy now, press charges later!
perdix 31
Take the job and stock up on bras with break-away clasps. Stay all nice and prim during most of the day, but when the boss walks by, pop that sucker open and let those bad girls bounce free. I see rapid promotions coming your way . . . with commensurate rises.
stokkingu 8
I left a comment before /you/ did and now I feel somewhat victorious. Fufufu...
awesomeman10 6
What are you talking about @18?
jelly713 19
Perdix, you're obviously a boobs fan. I bet if you were the employer, you'd triple the pay just for the nipples popping out. [;
perdix 31
Which is why I must never, ever be given hiring authority! I heard Col. Qaddafi's security detail were all beautiful women. They couldn't really save his ass, but what a way to go;)
billyz77 24
Isn't it possible that you were the most qualified applicant for the position? No pun intended.
howdeedoo 22
In that case, they would have waited until the interview ended before offering her the job.
iAmLauRawr 10
I have been sitting here for a few minutes, trying to realize the pun... where is it? :(
annie_nk 23
"What pun?" "Shut up, he thinks he's witty." (not an insult at 14, just a quote that came to mind.)
Pleonasm 36
Maybe "for the position?" That's all I can find, except there was no mention of sexual positions in this post.
kofeinisti 6
I would have guessed qualified as in she's got the biggest boobs.
ProjectN69 12
When life gives you melons...
Kiyda 11
You are probably dyslexic.
JuliannVo 11
-laughs-
BulldogHoops 14
Hey, look on the bright side. You're employed duri-HOLY HELL BOOBS
drayloon 50
You got the job. Quit complaining and use the money u make to get a new bra
shan88 14
Wow. Rude!
naya_bingi 11
Maybe they thought you really needed the job since you couldn't afford good undergarments... Oh well, pity works too I guess :)
annie_nk 23
That's why strippers get so much money. They can't afford clothes to keep them warm! ;)
FlyingPie 17
Well hopefully they'll give you the support you need when you start the job. I'm sure you'll make the breast of the situation.
Enslaved 38
Eye'm stoopid. I don't get it. Why is the OP scared? Is it because her boobs got her the job? Not a bad thing, is it? Mine got me out of speeding tickets?
perdix 31
Mine got me a free bear claw and apple fritter down at Dunkin' Donuts. You don't often find girls who have a thing for moobs, but when you do, va-va-va-voom!
pdp_fml 21
Ever watch "The Big Bang Theory"? Penny has bragged that she got out of speeding tickets just by wearing dresses that were low cut.