Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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Top comments
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
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Comments (118)
NotGabe 28
Better bra clasp breaking than a jock strap. -shudder-
BRLHP 24
Gross visual. Thanks.
splatterband6487 4
Do you wear a jock strap to your work interviews?
ThePK 5
One of the most common questions lately is "Do you have balls of steel?" They test for it with a swift kick in the pants. It's a necessity to have a jockstrap these days.
oj101 33
It sounds like some **** intro.
YoungMisfit 9
I dont know about you guys but I always wear my luck jock strap
jennamarbles17 9
Great picture for that comment..
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
californiapoppy 11
Just because the post has to do with bras and breasts your mind automaticly goes to hooters....
Dixbfloppin 11
It's a joke...
perdix 31
#53, yes, my mind automatically goes to Hooters, accompanied by my dick and my money.
thefattest 1
My mind didn't go to hooters, it never left
artnotwar 4
Oh no! :(
Random_Red 12
Real girls show their noonday.. screw bras!
Random_Red 12
Oops. Boobs
gamercanadian 11
Oh yaaaaa !!! *kool aid guy*
klovemachine 24
Oh yes :D
ShannyAK 16
**** yeah!
ObsessedWithMe 13
Just be glad you didn't lose the opportunity because of a misfortune that wasn't your fault. Free ballin is unprofessional
cmac86 24
Freeballin is unprofessional and wrong, but it feels so right.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
howdeedoo 22
Yes, that is what happened
oj101 33
The interviewer was rather snappy with his decision indeed.
bluevayero 42
But why doesnt this happen to me when my bra snaps open??? (search for the joke part)
dont_doubt_me 29
71 - I give up. What's the joke?
rotflqtms_ 21
85, I think it's because 71's moobs aren't as attractive as a woman's boobs... Probably would've creeped out the interviewer...
gc327072 31
But what if 71 had the moobs like Jabba?
MissMae93 23
Obviously your new boss didn't notice. Do you think you'd be hired on the spot if they noticed your undergarments were falling apart?! ;)
perdix 31
#6, I think the point of the story is that the boss DID notice the bra disintegrating and liked what he saw, so he offered her the job.
MissMae93 23
#22 - If I were her employer I wouldn't have hired her. Who (female-wise) doesn't own at least one sturdy bra?!
Pyapi 20
Bras are unpredictable creatures who, when upset with you, will rage and purposely break their clasp to spite you.
perdix 31
#24, that's because you are a girl. This boss was evidently a male horn-dog who is all too happy that she didn't wear a sturdy bra to the interview and offered her the job in the hopes that she never wears a sturdy bra. Let's hope for the sake of all involved that the OP is moderately qualified for the job. It would suck if he wasted the company's money just to get some downshirt peeks.
PenguinBitch 44
24- You're one to talk. I can see your breast and tattoos from here. I'm not hating on your tattoos but most employers dislike them. Hope you take this in consideration my darling.
perdix 31
#34, sssssshhhh! You're going to make her change her picture and ruin it for the rest of us!
mpsteve137 15
24 you look like you know plenty about rebellious bras
ICastillo 25
24 don't listen to penguin. I think your picture is nice, I can tell you have some nice......uh...um...a nice personality, yeah that's right a nice personality.
FMLTuna 6
6 - i would let everyone here **** me in the ass except you after that comment.
MissMae93 23
34 - Obviously I dress more professionally for work. I'm not going to have a photo of me in a blazer, slacks and heels. I work in a high school with students with emotional, developmental and educational disabilities, and I'm progressing to work in an addictions treatment facility for youth and adults. My tattoos have not set me back one bit. :)
Miki101 18
Sometimes, bras just pop, no matter how sturdy they are. Especially if you have big boobs. I should know.
smokestrong 1
You are a dumb ho
AlexJenner16 2
A job is a job! Be glad!
TheDrifter 24
Perhaps your collected professionalism under pressure impressed them? Go with that, the options only get creepier.
X_Codes 11
High tolerance for humiliation and pain a plus.
Midnightpearls 13
Probably the best thing I've read all day
missadoodikins 9
Breast thing. Breast thing you heard all day.
wlddog 14
I think you mean, "Breast thing I have seen all day".
Jonny_Blaze0017 26
at least you got the job