Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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Top comments
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
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Comments (118)
winkydog4056 16
Perhaps he gave her the job to give her the income to go buy some new over the shoulder boulder holders.....
BryanThaMan 14
Walmart? Gotta be Walmart....
hornyunicorny 2
I think the best plan would be to dress conservatively and wear sports bras to work
Duceswild99 19
Haha this sounds like the start to so many **** movies. I would have hired you on the spot too.
ikonikone 6
I'm sorry. Maybe when your potential boss goes to take your bra off again tell him you are more than capable of doing it yourself. I bet you got promoted too.
sgtcxelite 11
"goes to take off your bra again" She never said he tried to take it off.. She said it broke.
CynicalWolf 9
Speak to one of your managers? Hopefully one of them is a girl, if not. Request to use the washroom, if it's not too tight you could maybe tie it together? Or use a hairband. Or a stapler.
Denny1 15
Next time wear no bra, you'll be promoted
Sfaizi24 17
pics or it didn't happen
Derpina_ 4
I know your pain. You hope that isn't why you are hired..
Malicteal 21
Never underestimate the power of boobs.