Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Spillage
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Stress test
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I arrived to apply for my much-needed dream job. Without warning, just as the elevator opened, a complete stranger kicked me square in the nads. FML
Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
Great first impression
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Raincheck?
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
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gracehi 33
Oh bloody hell!
ksktwin84 14
They would probably never even have noticed if you had just walked out normally
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gracehi 33
Oh bloody hell!
ohro 10
It's a messy situation. Always at the worst time!
KawaiiCupcake 14
One of the hard things about being a female. I think we all hate when it appears during most unexpected times! Sorry OP, you can try and explain you're situation. It's not t's your fault. It sounds like you keep track.
ottokat 15
I really wish period related things weren't so taboo. Like, hello, we can't exactly control it. It just creates problems like this - where it limits us because we can't explain our situation without it being "gross".
TheWildRover1 12
that must have been bloody well awful
just1n12 18
It's not gross to me at least, hopefully to other guys too but the rest of them run away at the thought of periods :/ It's just a part of a girl growing up, almost every girl gets it so we shouldn't be scared or grossed out about it!
ksktwin84 14
They would probably never even have noticed if you had just walked out normally
theannak 7
If she's got a heavy flow, it could've.
westcoastkp 13
Plus what are the odds the interviewer was checking her out? Unless it was a guy I suppose.
Arrow44 10
#12-Next time you have a wet dream and your mother wakes you up and won't leave till your up, politely tell her "Hey mom, I jizzed." Should work perfectly.
Blazinthatshit 9
Well technically a female ejaculation is possible and has happened many times before and this can be called "jizzing". So, yeah, women can "****".
LittleMagicWolf 7
19- I'm confused. So if you bleed through your pants/dress while sitting, you shouldn't make some effort to cover it til you can handle it? As someone who bleeds enough monthly to be hospitalized for it, I'd rather not saunter past a potential employer looking like I got shot in the ass.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Almost every guy I know, including myself, check out about every attractive girl. It's an old habit that's hard to break. Hell, half the time I don't even notice I'm doing it. So the odds of the interviewer sneaking a peek is pretty high, unless it was a woman. But if it was a woman, I don't think OP would have acted the way she did.
Ameel_fml 19
It's not even a matter of checking someone out or not. If someone has stained their pants or skirt, people are going to notice.
aanchalb 7
I am the op. there were 5 interviewers, all men. I am suee they would hav noticed a big sopt kn mh beige trousers..
aanchalb 7
*I am the op. I was facing 5 interviewers, all men. I am sure they would hav noticed a big spot on my beige trousers. .
ottokat 15
holy shit, OP. That sounds nightmareish.
massinator5 4
Keep your chin up!
Freethaawave 19
Bad cramps will knock you down everytime.
Freethaawave 19
I hope OP didn't leave a trail of blood on the wall...
MinnieMinx 5
Movie 43?
IvyOswin 17
If only your interviewer was a lady, she might understand.
BobbieH 19
Being a male but having grown up with only my Mom and sister in the house these things have never been taboo or gross or uncomfortable for me. I've always wondered why men have such a problem dealing with a woman's period. Its a part of life, and not a big deal. Men need to grow up and be understanding and capable of dealing with a period.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
I think it's a tad bit unfair to target only men as the one's who have problems/are uncomfortable with blood.
SparrowMint 11
Reminds me of the time when I was twelve and I was hanging out with a friend I'd met while camping at the beach. I'd started mine a week early and my pants were soaked from the water and I'd obviously leaked everywhere. I just burst out crying from embarrassment and stayed in the tent the whole night.
skyeyez9 25
Oh God that is awful :(
ILoveFlowers 15
I've heard that a change in elevation can affect your period and its timing
KawaiiCupcake 14
So sorry :( It's really not you're fault
natywantspeace 7
Aww you poor thing :(
StraightEdge325 11
I hope you weren't wearing white.
Kiki242 19
Damn you Mother Nature.
ravenh1979 13
I know right!! Lol
Yellow_Fish79 11
Wow. That really sucks:( Sorry OP.
hghrider123456 9
Hey just because you were on the ground dosent mean you can't climb bqck up