Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. While waiting to be called in, I noticed a tiny thread hanging from my shirt. I pulled it to fix it but almost unraveled half my sleeve before the interviewer walked in. I spent 30 minutes holding my arm against my side like I was hiding evidence. FML
Today, I was at work, and I had to tell my manager I was calling someone to bring me a bra as mine had broken mid-shift. I was the only woman on shift. It took them 30 minutes to show up and I still had to serve front of house while I waited. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I was at a job interview and thought the guy interviewing me was a bit of a perv because he kept staring down at my cleavage. Afterwards, I realised what he was really looking at: the wire in my bra had popped out and had been poking right through my shirt like a dagger. FML
Today, I got my period two days early, while being interviewed for my dream job. Let's just say that I don't have very high hopes after walking backwards to the exit door and falling down upon colliding with the wall. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, the underwire in my bra snapped as my 9-hour workday started. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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Top comments
beddington 7
That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.
annie_nk 23
*snap* You're hired!!
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Comments (118)
Quest_ 13
It's possible that the interviewer was, at that point, quite certain he was going to hire you anyway and decided to quickly wrap up the interview when he noticed your predicament.
Ugi 27
I think that's predicaments - plural. Never heard them called that before.
ICastillo 25
Well Op he could tell you were very intelligent. He could tell right off the bat, that you had a good personality.
spikekutter 9
mirror mirror on the wall guess who has the biggest **** of them all..
onorexveritas 24
wow. your new employer sounds like a manwhore if he hired you just for your clasp busting.
MedKits 9
^Dafuq?
Tidus0 17
That's what I'm doing wrong at interviews...*mental note ensure wardrobe malfunction happens to arouse interviewer*
Ugi 27
Can't you just see the interview: Ah. Good Morning Miss Anon' - do come in. That's it, please take a seat.... Now, first of all I'd like to ***SPBOING!!*** *Applause* Thank You Miss Anon. We'll see you on Monday.
yeti37 16
was the interview done on a casting couch...?
buckdharma 38
It's nice to see that not all companies are downsizing.
stargirl_95 24
This is yet another example of why one must never underestimate the power of boobs.