Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Comments (606)
snowstorm_fml 0
I would never choose a boy over the animals that came before them. You will find someone who likes cats too not every boy is allergic to cats. Tell him to **** off and die.
Dizzygrl08 4
Well it's not really fair that he gives you an ultimatum like that...I'd choose the cats too if he did that, he's not so great if he's making you choose
dww0062_fml 0
tell him you just like the ******* better
rety1 13
what the hell is wrong with you?? cats are garbage. get rid if those stupid things...
GLaDOS8899 14
You can't change someone's life. OP will change, but she will never change for anybody else.
rebelstargazer97 0
he can get medications!! the kitties might be there longer than he is anyway!!! they are more important! lol
hotitaliansausag 0
definitely keep the cats. he can take meds. I hate when parents get rid of pets because their kids are allergic. stop skirting responsibility people.
euclid 0
are you serious?
Alabamahotpocket 0
cats can go rot in hell and dogs rule
lafingman0 5
Have fun being a crazy cat lady, lady!
theawesomest91 0
WTF is the matter with you?!
Oreogasm 5
do you idiots know how painful it is living with a cat and suffering from cat allergies? you can't sleep, you can't breath, your nose is runny 24/7, constantly sneezing and wheezing. some if the worst symptoms I've experienced because of a damn cat.
Asscake 0
then stay away from cats. simple as that. just don't tell people to kick their asses out unless you're talking about someone you constantly see and can probably never give up. (like a family member)
Omnigeek6 1
The people saying "choose the boyfriend have obviously never had pets.