Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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heyfuq 1
I wanna be a moderator so I can erase peoples comments and send them warning letters. get a life douchebag.
kittykataclysm 0
umm.. You girls are way too man obsessed! OP didn't even say how long her and her bf had been together! it's totally cool of her to choose her cats that are like her babies. He's the dumbass who made her choose!
Amonynous 1
YDI for choosing human's over cats.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Based on the username and the comment, I'm really hoping this is some kind of wacky transposition-themed novelty profile. o.O
magypsy 0
i would choose my cats too. sorry but they were here first they therefore get dibs
S96_ 0
Whoa whoa whoa ITS A CAT!!!!!!!! Cats a are terrible! Now if it was a dog id be more willing to understand keeping a dog. But (here we go) Cats and dogs dont live as long as we do, so do you want a relationship with a person who can understand you and talk to you and listen and love you (in more ways than one) Then you need to think long and hard about this
birds_fml 7
Don't be ridiculous. They're not married. Humans live longer, that's true, but this relationship most likely won't last longer than the cats will live.
breakingdawnxx3 0
Wow.. you have a dick boyfriend. My cats mean alot to me too and I dont know if I could choose honestly, because I love both my boyfriend and my cats. The reason why I'm saying he's a dick because there are allergy pills so.. why would he make you choose him or the cats? You should tell him that he either gets allergy pills or he can leave... That's what I would do.
EvilDave 13
Just remember not to whine when you are a lonely, old, crazy, cat lady.
XoXoSLY 0
**** that! I would choose the cats too. And how did he not know you had cats? Unless it's his first time over...ever. What a jerk!
dave3 3
I'm with 86
XoXoSLY 0
157 your the most ignorant person on here. I bet your ex left you for a pet lol