Today, I thought it would be cool to record an Instagram reel pumping gas and put a recording of Donald Trump saying how Biden’s presidency will cause gas prices to go up. I got so distracted with editing that my gas tank ended up overflowing, and it poured everywhere. I spent all the money I had. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Today, after completely refilling my almost empty gas tank, I witnessed the price flip from $3.69 per gallon to $3.59. FML
Today, I was syphoning some gas from my truck to my friend's car just enough to get to the gas station. I told my friend to let me know when the gas was coming; he said, "Alright." Suddenly, I got a mouth full of gas because he was on his phone taking a video of me. He got the whole thing. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I was so engrossed in a phone call that I drove off without pumping gas after I'd prepaid $50. FML
Today, while on a road trip with my friends, we stopped at a gas station to fill up. While I was pumping gas, a gust of wind blew my hat off and it landed in a puddle of gasoline. When I picked it up, my hands were covered in gasoline, so I smelled like a gas station for the rest of the trip. FML
Today, after a tearful weekend of burying my best friend, I stopped for gas on my way home. I got distracted by a guy next to me who was acting strange. I unknowingly filled my car with Diesel. It cost over $1000 to tow home, and I can't even get it looked at until Tuesday. FML
Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML
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Top comments
JackWood 21
Stupid is as stupid does, I knew you were stupid when you quoted DT
Michael Sawyer 11
You don't make a very good case for Trumpers being smart now do you. Y.D.I. over and over and over again.
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Comments (17)
JackWood 21
Stupid is as stupid does, I knew you were stupid when you quoted DT
Michael Sawyer 11
You don't make a very good case for Trumpers being smart now do you. Y.D.I. over and over and over again.
Ubehage 32
You just confirmed one of my biases against DT-supporters. Thank you for being so stupid.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Way to prove to the rest of the world that the man himself and his supporters are a bunch of asshats. Did you get your education at Trump University? Because that would explain everything.
SamanthaThe1st 23
YDI for thinking the President controls gas prices
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you ought to move to Russia, maggot! You'll be closer to cheap gas and Trump's god.
slhiggx 17
Doesn’t the gas pump stop naturally when there’s no more air flow? This sounds stupid.
Crowned Sataness 12
they're supposed to but they malfunction and overflow frequently.
Crowned Sataness 12
You are such a stereotypical trumptard. ffs.
Marcella1016 32
Can you - or anyone - specify how Biden has directly caused gas prices to go up? Seriously, I’ll wait.
mattiagardin 15
Don't Americans have auto-stopping pumps?
Anderling 33
Came to ask this too. I will completely zone out getting gas because I will feel the clicky “All filled up”-thing eventually
Chazzster 32
Gas pumps n the USA are supposed to have auto-shutoff as the tank fills. However that can be broken or it could be a very old station with a very old pump. Frankly if you don’t watch the gas fueling n case something goes wrong you are very foolish. Even worse is when you are too dumb to notice the gas flowing onto the ground - Very dangerous! Gasoline is explosively flammable. I have to assume this is true because it makes the poster look very foolish to say the least.