Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Ctwebsyter 0
Today, I woke up @ my girlfriends place sneezing, wheezing and coughing horribly. I'm living with her right now, and she has two cats. She calls them her "babies", but my extreme deathly allergy to cats begs to differ. I told her it's either me or the cats that's staying. I think she's choosing the cats. FML
liamfuentes 8
man your gonna be a cold and lonely cat lady
pandatronXD 0
lol crazy cat lady
ANTONKR 0
wasnt there a fml from guys point of view.
heyitsmeyay 0
that's why you're going to die alone you ******* bitch
BallinJ 0
get ready to die old with a house full of cats and be the lady all the kids call weird.
fmlzach 0
stay with your boyfriend. you can't have sex with a cat
Sdras 0
That's why the human race invented toys.
skyeyez9 25
Why did he date someone who has cats when he is severely allergic? He HAD to have known earlier. If I was single, I wouldn't date a guy who has cats cause I am very allergic to them. Plus I wouldn't be selfish enough to demand someone get rid of their belived pets. I have no right to demand that and its wrong.
skyeyez9 25
Contrary to 90% of the hateful posts on here op, you will find someone else. There's Plenty of guys out there who will respect your decision to have cats as pets. People and their pets are a package deal.
skarredspartan 0
YDI for disregarding his safety and being with him for all this time.