Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0
tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both
swgipe 9
Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.
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Morpheus414 0
SEINFELD!!!!!! XD XD LMAO
Sdras 0
^^ This! Cats don't give you ultimatums, they won't dump you or disagree with you. And you can use them for votes when you get yourself a man that does love cats :)
flysparrow 0
The cats were there first, good on you for deciding not to abandon them because of some idiot's over-inflated sense of self worth.
donth8thisteddyb 0
if u choose cats well animals dont live as long as us humans and go do it with ur cat...moron
Thatguywhotrolls 0
I say you've made the right choice. How often does a cat break up with you?
scj 0
tell him to get on the Claritin train or GTFO. he deserves it for giving you an ultimatum.
rocketdawg 0
ur retarded cats are dumb and lazy cats do nothing for their owner pick the boyfriend u dumb bitch
Asscake 0
Cats are dumb and lazy? What do you know, they match you. You can't even care to spell "you're" right. Do you have anything you adore? Do you have a pet dog or something? People can love their animals without being considered crazy or dumb. The boy shouldn't even force her to make that decision. The guy should have instead asked her to stay over his house. That way the pets stay, she's happy with her loving babies, and he's safe from allergies.
GLaDOS8899 14
Survivor, did you seriously just make two accounts just so you could defend your other account? I can tell you're the same person by your grammar and your common hate for cats. Nice try, bitch.
treestarx3 0
For all of you Negative Nancy's out there.. in all fairness, the cats were there first. And just because this woman loves her cats enough to keep them that doesn't make her a moron nor does indicate that she hates animals (referring to someone's else negative remark). If anything, it just shows that she loves cats.. plain and simple, and if most men were that way (plain and simple) maybe the average woman would choose them over something, even a cat.
Asscake 0
I've actually had a situation like this before btw. My boyfriend was allergic to my pet Pomeranian. I've had my doggy ever since she was born. He told me to get rid of her or else he'd dump me. I told him that I loved her and would never get rid of her. That she was a family member. He dumped me. A few weeks later he was grounded for months because his parents heard what happened and they wouldn't allow him to be such a "selfish bitch". and now he hates me, but I have another boy. xD
letmeinplease 0
His parents kick ass! Totally going to do that if any kid of mine is a douche to their other half.
Asscake 0
though I guess I'm pretty lucky that his parents had to leave their beloved pets once he was born. So then when he told them that he dumped me for the dog, they were like "YOU PUT HER IN A TOUGH SITUATION. HER DOG IS LIKE FAMILY. IMAGINE IF SHE FORCED YOU TO TAKE AWAY YOUR SISTER." and basically screamed the hell out of him. I still visit his parents and his younger sister even though he wants to murder me for getting him grounded months ago. :'D
vev_fml 0
FHisL, not yours, LOL.