Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a drive while he did some errands. I waited for him in the car with my bare feet on his dashboard, like I usually do. As I waited, I noticed a woman blatantly taking pictures of my feet from across the lot, and she winked at me. I cowered in my seat until he came back. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
i don't think she likes you
perdix 31
Good thing he woke up before she got to swabbing his **** for traces of your vag juice. They do that all the time on "CSI: Maury Povich."
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Comments (62)
Lisa89 3
but you did sneak in.. so.. yeh
daydreamstar 7
Is your name Edward Cullen? Oo'''''' and um somethings gotta give... but *Fave*
lizzilla8297 2
well did you?
JokeMeister 0
Careless.
ryanmp1986 0
Haha some moms are so ridiculous
joeinthedark 18
That is one hardcore mum! I'll have to remember that for my kids. No better way to embarrass them.
xjerseyedge 0
what a kook, who does that?....maybe a nun.
nerdsgetmehot 23
My mom would do worse than that! If my boyfriend were to sneak into my room at night, he'd be banned from my house forever and she would probably attempt to forbid me to see him ever again...Ridiculous!
thrasher9081 0
I think the point of this fml is that she wasn't the one climbing through the window someones cheating 0.0
FerrariCake 2
Your bf should have told her "If you want evidence, the condom's in the trash can", then rolled over and gone back to sleep.
abihae 0
better yet "if you want evidence, have your daughter buy a pregnancy test."