Today, I fell on a crack in the pavement and broke my ankle. Next week, I'm supposed to fly interstate to be on a quiz show I've spent two years in the audition process for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I twisted my ankle and fractured my wrist while dancing. I audition for a performing arts school in one week. FML
Today, I fell down my backyard steps at my own housewarming party, ended up breaking my ankle, and am now non-weight bearing for 10 weeks. I'm supposed to start a new job tomorrow, where I'm always on my feet. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I fractured my tibia, fibula, and tore a tendon in my ankle. How? You might ask. By stepping in a hole at soccer practice. Now I’ll be out for the entire season with months of rehab. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, after working two jobs and saving constantly this year all for a month-long solo vacation traveling to 7 countries, I arrived in first one. Within three hours I fell and broke my foot, forcing me to come home in fear of needing surgery. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
so what's stopping you from flying? ask for assistance, they'll move you. and give you dibs on loading. good luck!
Tammy Gabb 5
Good luck on the show. Hope you win big
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Comments (7)
Tammy Gabb 5
Good luck on the show. Hope you win big
RichardPencil 32
It was supposed to be your mother's back.
Inkoseh 33
I don't know if kids know this danger anymore these days.
RichardPencil 32
Kids, today!! They're probably smoking the crack instead of avoiding stepping on it! Piffle!
ajoyh11 6
I broke my hand one week before I was supposed to go out of the country for the first time. I had to get surgery one day before I had to leave. I feel your pain but best of luck to you on the show!
peterblack67 9
So go. Don't let the broken ankle stop you.
Regis Bent 12
What does a broken ankle have to do with you missing a flight to be on a quiz show. If you let your ankle stop you then you deserve it
Crowned Sataness 12
so what's stopping you from flying? ask for assistance, they'll move you. and give you dibs on loading. good luck!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
It's a quiz show right? Not one of those activity shows? People walk on crutches or use wheelchairs when leg issues arise, you'll be fine.