Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
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Cupcaken 0
I think that sounds AWESOME!
Kathy24 0
haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol
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Comments (213)
Cagemaster300 0
well good thing it wasn't a full out grizzly monster whole face beard
manbearpig28 3
yes
juliannaaaa 0
ha thats awesome
BrettFavreisgod 0
I'm Ron Burgundy?
birds_fml 7
I'd be pissed if my husband shaved his beard off. We have an agreement... he keeps his beard, I continue to shave my pits and legs. If he were to shave, he knows I would stop shaving until he grew his beard back out. What do you have against men who look like men?
shinyred 0
Not everyone finds facial hair sexy. Also, she said that it itches. I have the same issue with my boyfriend, when he doesn't shave for a while it tickles and itches when we kiss and is really annoying. OP, just talk to him!
grv_fml 4
month old beard can itch because its too short, once it gets longer its pretty soft
talaina 2
I agree with OP...it's not about the looks. I like the way my boyfriend looks with a beard. Unfortunately, his beard likes to scratch my face up. The first time we made out, my chin was so red and peel-y the next day that people at school thought I was *sunburned.* Not a pleasant experience.
bobert258 0
3 you're a ****** retard
alexFYL 11
Hellz yeah! Where's the "that's awesome" button because this is neither FYL or YDI!
Cupcaken 0
they realy need to get that installed
mirrorfad 0
Handlebar mos are hot! Jealous much!
mikrav 0
those are pretty awesome. i wish my boyfriend would grow one.
Quest_ 13
You are one lucky lady!
him51772 0
thats a win stop complaining