Today, I was getting ready to meet my boyfriend. We haven't seen each other in a month so I decided to shave my body hair, even though I have really sensitive skin and usually end up getting rashes after a few days. His flight got cancelled and he won't be back for another two days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
Today, my wax appointment cancelled on me, we’re supposed to be going to Hawaii in the morning and now I can’t wear a bikini because my stomach and back are hairier than my husband's. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, me, my boyfriend and his family stayed at an AirBnB while on a trip. While I was doing my makeup, my boyfriend told me he was going to take a shower. A few minutes later, I went in the bathroom to shave my legs thinking my boyfriend was in there, but his dad was in the shower, scrubbing his ass. FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, my nose hair scares him. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Too bad the airline made such a rash decision.
alainopotato 20
I totally feel your pain, this happens to me every time. I've come to the conclusion that laser hair removal is the way to go. But for now, i use the Nivea men sensitive post shave balm after shaving and that seems to help.
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alainopotato 20
I totally feel your pain, this happens to me every time. I've come to the conclusion that laser hair removal is the way to go. But for now, i use the Nivea men sensitive post shave balm after shaving and that seems to help.
RichardPencil 32
Too bad the airline made such a rash decision.
player69badboy 0
You should come visit me to take advantage of your hairlessness
player69badboy 0
You should come visit me to take advantage of your hairlessness
DeMamp 15
- player69badboy formerly known as xXpussyslayer2005Xx
YveltalLugia 17
Well, I guess it should give you enough time for the rashes to go disappear while you wait. Right, OP?
jediemma 9
On the plus side, the rash might have settled down by then.
dreamhatcher 2
<p>Use coconut oil to shave, and witch hazel after. Re-wipe with witch hazel after each time you shower. I have super sensitive skin and have tried a bunch of remedies, and this is the only combination that has worked.</p>
hunter749 0
ohhhhh so sad
great_nate 26
That will give you time to recover.
kerenalizza 14
You should really consider waxing. Best decision of my life.