Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.
Today, I discovered my sister's fiance's name multiple times in the guestbooks of the hotel I work at, each time with a different woman, so I told her and she dumped him. It turns out it was a guy who had the same name, but it wasn't him. He won't take her back, and now she hates me. I thought I was being a good sister. FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
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kokomo777 17
That is literally horrible I’m so sorry OP :(
Levi2411 41
Don't worry, when it comes to cheaters and homewreckers-- they'll lose em the same way they got em. Karma is a bitch, I'm sorry you had to be around horrible people.
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Comments (3)
kokomo777 17
That is literally horrible I’m so sorry OP :(
Levi2411 41
Don't worry, when it comes to cheaters and homewreckers-- they'll lose em the same way they got em. Karma is a bitch, I'm sorry you had to be around horrible people.
tounces7 28
That's really disturbing any way that you look at it. I mean she was obviously going along with the whole "sister" thing.