Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
newfiebackflip 7
Im available
tessabreanne 1
My sister is saying the same thing!
afulks78 11
You and millions of other girls lol :p
santakush 0
dress up in an x box or ps3 costume and tell him to play with you
lovefml987 1
Skyrim is 500 hrs of playtime !!!!!
panchis16 0
Let be honest it's about double that
youaremynightsky 3
So play with him OP! Me and my boyfriend play WoW and Skyrim together (: and we still have lots of sex lol
Raori 25
Set up his system so that he can play the games and have sex with you at the same time...could be the most adventurous he's been yet...and allows him to get off while playing his games!
AhmandahAnarchy 5
Thats what happened when my fiance renewed his WoW... Not even a full nude lap dance would get him away from it (i tried, didnt even get on his lap cuz i was in the way of the keyboard). -.-
Chazyj 4
Lol I don't understand guys I play wow but If a girl is willing to Lapdance for me **** the game
intothecrypt 3
Especially that girl. ^^ Damn.
Smnrphy16 0
Just give him head while playing