Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
perdix 31
Unless you are very ugly, you should have no trouble getting laid, and your bf will be too busy to notice that you were gone, or that you smell of a real man's goo.
KiddNYC1O 22
Exactly. When it's all over, it'll be his FML in the future. "Today, after months of completing MW3, I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with numerous guys during that time. FML"
mexicoman101 6
So his gaming addiction justifies cheating now?
spastiksarcastic 9
"and she repeatedly got pounded like a congo drum"
perdix 31
#163: If his addiction leads to chronic neglect, then yes, yes it does.
12dcevin 5
She should just break up, nothing justifies cheating get out of the relationship.
GrizzlierAdams 4
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perdix 31
#226. I guess that's the best solution, but "dump him" is less fun to write. ;)
TheCrazyCoach 0
Dress like some character from WoW then he'll want to play with you ;)
sheethapins 13
May I suggest the night elf? Hawt.
Bblock 5
Yeaaa its gona be a little more than 2 months..
dethmagnetic1 0
Lmao a "month or two" is optimistic xD
AspynMicaela 1
How often did you get laid in the first place?
old09 11
I'm sorry I heard Skyrim and stopped paying attention Especially because in playing RIGHT NOW
pegasus187 9
The only game of those 3 I care about is MW3, I don't play WOW and I could care less about Skyrim
jayfishing 0
Skyrim is way better then money waster 3
SnowTrooper19 0
Nice fail description of MW3. I can make one too, Sky-moneywaster-rim. How'd you like it?
ChuckNorris141 0
And your one of those main stream dahs who doesn't know what a good game is because you can't go 2 minutes with out blowing something up, and that is coming from a pyromaniac. Skyrim is the best game ever made
ChuckNorris141 0
Sorry, Fags, not dags or what ever I put
CryMoreFMLs 15
Money waster 3 is a dissapointment. Better graphics for a campaign an 8 year old can follow. Not worth it.
pegasus187 9
wow, thumbs down my comment because I like Call of Duty over Skyrim and WOW, they do not interest me. We all have different gaming tastes.
pegasus187 9
Money Waster 3 is all you can come up with? Excuse me if I don't have the desire to put 100 hours into a game that does not interest me.
pegasus187 9
besides If your gonna troll someone for liking COD at least come up with some kind of argument, and not just a fail attempt at an insult
viciouspanda13 0
Well your fat
flockz 20
tell him that you want to mount him, rim him, and suck on his care package. he'll **** you mercilessly.
sheethapins 13
"Friendly spy plane incoming."
ellakacyme22 6
If he can remenber to eat and have a wash then, he should be able to notice you too
KNB77 0
Or 7 to 8