Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
vitaldisplay 0
Dump him
SmittyJA24 26
Find another / a new boyfriend. Duh.
mikosquak 6
Mine did the same thing plus he bought saints row 3. Now all his gamer friends are always over and I can't sleep because the tv is i'n the room.
melodicsiren 3
Nah, games are fun but sex is the best. your poon will prevail.
Broken_Rayn 0
If a man turns down sex over a video game , then is isnt a man at all , but a little kid. Nuff said
idl3mind 0
Suck him while he plays. Ethereal experience.
biglittlehead 12
At least he didn't get halo anniversary, if he did you better keep the battery drawer full.
Gryffinz 0
I see the problem. . . maybe you can steal them while he's asleep. . .
thatKidzmOm 10
Skyrim is pretty kick ass...I mean, you could probably have a lot of fun even just watching him play......
mcafee 0
It's true I love watching my hubby play skyrim I actually find myself asking him to play it.
BabyGurlBlonde 0
My bf got mw3 and Ever since I started playing mw3 with him ive been gettin laid more than ever. So op tell him yu want to play too. Guys think girls who want to play video games with them are sexy.