Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
manumons 8
your boyfriend has no life I rather have sex with my girlfriend than play video games
NullPointer 20
someone has different preferences than you, and therefore has no life?
SwtCherryPie 26
Yeah probably someone that sits glued to ESPN all day long but heaven forbid someone rather play video games that drool on themselves watching TV
rithium 2
All the op did was say that he BOUGHT the games... How do we know he's not going to pay attention to her?? Also I play a lot of games: skyrim, WoW, bf3, League of legends, etc... And I still have a healthy relationship with my gf! (she plays them with me also!)
Herboski1315 0
Which is why I would own you at MW3 lol.
higgy6969 7
*pwn*
afallingstar 22
Obviously he doesn't want to have sex with you and this is his way of telling you
afallingstar 22
I've got nothing against gamers...my kids are into games and I'm seeing a guy who's going to school for game design...just saying that if a guy puts that much money into games he's not gonna want sex
piwikiwi93 0
YOU SUCK!
littlejellybean1 0
I feel you
Jaarko 0
No gettin laid for you.. i bought skyrim 2 days ago, already 14 hours played..
evil_toad 0
That's it
VouDoo 0
Try more like 8-12 months.
lovefml987 1
Yep it's 500 hr of playtime
NJ17_fml 2
You need a new boyfriend
ken8lk 3
inb4 "MW3 sucks lol"
Okayitwasme 0
Nice, hide the game, Then play a game of connect the dots. You get the idea.
MommaMuff 6
A month or two? That's optimistic. I might even give up sex for MW3.
loveanthony645 5
Whoreee!