Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
Dawnxxoo 11
who can blame him? wow is addicting but not THAT addicting... does that make sense? no? ok... *walks away slowly*
CryMoreFMLs 15
It's rather addicting, I must say. I like to balance WoW with other games though, or try to.
Urbanchiller 0
WoW WAS addicting, and then the expansion came and broke the spell. Now I thank the WoW team for making me Not play that. It is not for casual gamers, WoWLK was.
BoundnGagged 0
Same here lol
atkir002 1
what you expect. 3 awsome games or a wining girlfriend?. op perhaps try playing the games with him, it might get him more attracted to you and cause him to throw his controller down for some freaky sex. :-)
colberding 0
Deffinitally. I wish my girlfriend would play Xbox with me. She did once and it was a lot of fun
amazingthingz16 0
yeah i agree, video games kickass and my boyfriend thinks its hott when i play with him, he always wants to have sex after we play, and thats ususlly when its the best lol
hmmmmmmmmmmmm 0
Lol I agree
mismonroe 0
You mean this guy's not a virgin? Whodathunk it?
emjayprice 0
pssh, men! it's making me want a lesbian relationship.
Urbanchiller 0
Are you dissing on men, or trying to convince yourself to have a lesbian relationship?
eeppiicc 8
Your not hot enough to get a guy let alone a girl
Kvs0513 5
Cod is awesome play with him he'll love that your interested in it
ieatunicorn4fun 7
170 knows his shit
BD_Swingin 0
You salty bro?
ambamm135 7
I agree with 60. I got those games and BF3 before my man and beat all except skyrim because it never freaking ends lol. But games are not only for boys lots of girls love playing them too. They bring us closer together when we play together :)
nativepimp 1
I thought people were born gay? But girls can just switch back and forth when they get pissed at men?
Herboski1315 0
Just be thankful he didn't get Battlefield 3 also, I'd say you'd be looking at New Years if that was the case.
bbeach2013 0
Hell I only got that, and I haven't come out of my room for a week for anything but to pee and eat
nate_msm 0
How about buy the games yourself get real good then kick his ass, I no longer play assassins creed as my gf is better than me. He still hasn't beat me at COD, Dirt, forza or need for speed,
eeppiicc 8
You said gf then the word he I'm confused now.
Bladian 5
Hurr durr guiz wat's a typo
white16sox 19
295 he meant she
Nolnah 14
you can always call me.... Haha, xD
unhappybitch 8
It's obvious that you never got some, right?
ArcadePie 10
Two bumboys posing infront of the mirror -.-
NotDave 0
Early warning sign of a massive douche.
haw008 14
But then she might go to jail, because you're like 12.
Nolnah 14
aww. sweetie if only you could read. it says that im 18. Naw im just messing with you! :p I do look 12 haha, but its okay :D
flipfloperson 5
It also says that if we're bored we can "massage" you...not quite sure if that's a typo or not...
Royal_jemz 0
lol thats funny :)
saIty 17
Get a male prostitute. Male prostitutes will listen to your problems, lie and say that those pants DON'T make you look fat, listen to your problems, and much much more.
mismonroe 0
So apparently they're REALLY good listeners?
unhappybitch 8
I will eat you anytime ;)
saIty 17
Why yes.. Yes they are...
flockz 20
im sure that mismonroe, who is 23, is just wetter than a storm thinking about you, mr. unhappybitch. i'm sure she just gets hot and bothered thinking about 15 year olds.
CryMoreFMLs 15
******* creepers. Get off my job. It's all I have damnit! Go trawl around myspace or something. I'm sure you'll find someone.
dieselgunner 0
If he chooses video games over getting laid you need a new man lol he is lame
beef25967 2
Lies.
MeganCello 8
Does the way the last sentence of this is written bug anybody else, or is it just me?
mismonroe 0
For a month or two would have been a better choice.
dr_octagonapus47 4
Yea kinda bugs me too