Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend has a three day break from work. This would be great if he hadn't just told me he's having a Guild Wars 2 marathon. Now all I have to look forward to is slow wifi and anguished screams every time his character dies. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that my long term boyfriend still prefers video games over his kids and our sex life. I haven't had sex in over a month. FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML
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causticgirl 6
This is true.
flagg1888 3
Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?
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Comments (653)
mlgprodotcom 0
Yea about a month or two would be right
hugginsman76 10
Wow, I would do the exact same thing
froggie937 0
Call me :)
piwikiwi93 0
Video games are starting to interfear with Americas favorite pass time!!!!!!!!
Trembelwick 5
All you have to do if you wanna have some sex with your boyfriend is steal the controller and stick it down your pants or shirt. problem solved.
moderngayfare3 2
Grab a controller and play some split screen multiplayer with him on mw3. He will love you so much more lol
ilovejay1314 7
I'm sorry OP... my life looks like yours actually :my boyfriend bought Skyrim, renewed his WoW subscription and started playing League of Legends. Fml too.
saddenedham 0
No, you're looking at about a year at least!
aesx 6
Nah, you just have to learn how to me a good distraction ;) He dares not to pick up the controller ;))
snowmount07 6
I got mw3 and skyrim, I've played skyrim 4x more then mw3. Good luck if you get a kiss. Lololololol